Chloe, English Lit student from the UK

(Source: not-a-bang-a-whimper)

notmargaery:

*university voice* unfortunately… we have too much money… so we have to raise tuition so we can build a place to keep all the other money in… so sorry unavoidable

accidently:

im running for student council

accidently:

im running for student council

(Source: princesconsuela)

kalikardashian:

thelilnan:

OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE

OKAY

AJAX SOAP

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THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE”

AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT

AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH

AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE

someone who worked at ajax has literally waited 66 years for you to get this

(Source: fromthebeehivetothebay)

High-School Teachers: You need to be professional when you go to college. High-School dress-code reflect what COLLEGE classes expect you to wear.
Actual College Student: I know this class is at 5:00 pm, but I'm wearing pajama pants and a tank top.
Actual College Professor: lol same.

chronic-genderbender:

They were waiting for a chance to get away with this joke and they found it

(Source: ruinedchildhood)

(Source: nevermindtheb0ll0cks)

whitegirlsaintshit:

mysoulhasgrowndeep-liketherivers:

the-pietriarchy:

burn tumblr to the ground, it’s the only way

whit girls are fucking weird

demons.