hi, i'm Chloe.
i'm a sarcastic bitch.

ellendegeneres:

Happy Classic Joke Wednesday!

princess-pussy:

◦ ° ˚✧ ∙ °pale pretty/foggy blog° ˚✧ ∙ °

princess-pussy:

◦ ° ˚✧ ∙ °pale pretty/foggy blog° ˚✧ ∙ °

(Source: versteur)

herbshuttle:

sparklegenocide:

Oh you

biggest fuck you ever 

herbshuttle:

sparklegenocide:

Oh you

biggest fuck you ever 

(Source: humortrain)

(Source: pinterest.com)

lustire:

im not ignoring your snapchats, im just too ugly to reply at the moment

10knotes:

Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog

10knotes:

Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog

(Source: adessive)

all-right-blondie:

Matilda and Miss Honey trying to get out of The Trunchbull’s house without getting caught is probably the most suspense filled scene in all the universe

professorsugoi:

the-bored-cat:

What does kindness get you? This.

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katsplanet:

whenever people say they dont like cats because they dont happily greet you at the door i give them the stinkiest eye

(Source: stevenstelfox)