hi, i'm Chloe.
i'm a sarcastic bitch.

ifyoucarryonthisway:

i need a job where i work one hour a week and i get paid a thousand dollars a minute 

(Source: givemecoffeeorparaish)

adventuresonpaper:

I’ll come back for you I whisper as I caress the books I can’t afford.

— Aman Ali (via coffeeurlgirl)

(Source: CNN)


me waking up: i can't wait to go to sleep tonight

(Source: jnblmnop)

david-tennants-little-fangirl:

neverthehurricane:

sherlockchins:

sunshien:

my mom asked why i don’t read as many books as i used to and i just said it was because i read a lot of unpublished stories from independent writers online and she thinks that’s very good of me to give undiscovered authors a chance

hahaha

i just read gay porn

#unpublished stories from independent writers online

#so that’s what we’re calling it now

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(Source: australiansanta)

(Source: elementofcrime)

my friend: i met a guy
me: i just started a new tv show